Corrupt a wish

Zankio

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Granted, but all of your tormentings are limited to a set of rudimentary tasks dictated to you by a small sheet of paper. Oh, and did I mention you're trapped in a low-poly game, doomed to repeat those same said tasks?

I wish I could have a character survive the entire lore.
 

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Granted, but all of your tormentings are limited to a set of rudimentary tasks dictated to you by a small sheet of paper. Oh, and did I mention you're trapped in a low-poly game, doomed to repeat those same said tasks?

I wish I could have a character survive the entire lore.
Granted, but you can never log into them once during the entire lore.

I wish the map wasn't so big.
 

Holt

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Granted, but the map is only one tile.

I wish all cats and dogs had a home.
Granted, but that home is your home. Even the ones that already had a home get moved to yours.

I wish PZ was stable.
 

Anonymous

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Granted but everyone dies as the Indie Stone pushed out the update.

I wish I could accent everything of mine orange.
 

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Granted, but you're given a tacky sense of fashion with no taste.

I wish Build 41 Multiplayer was here.
 

Tucker

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Granted, but you're given a tacky sense of fashion with no taste.

I wish Build 41 Multiplayer was here.
Granted, except everyone but you gets to use it.

I wish world hunger would end.
 

harperers

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Granted, people can still starve to death but just do not feel hungry, thus leading more to starve to death without realizing it.

I wish to be omniscient
 

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Granted, you now know everything including all the horrible and malignant truths of the universe. It's too much to bear and inevitably leads to suicide.

I wish to be omnipotent.
 

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Granted, you now know everything including all the horrible and malignant truths of the universe. It's too much to bear and inevitably leads to suicide.

I wish to be omnipotent.
Granted but you now live in a magical lamp, unable to be freed yourself and only when another soul decides to pick up your lamp and... Rub you...

I wish for Cascade's sealed lamp
 

Tucker

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Granted but you now live in a magical lamp, unable to be freed yourself and only when another soul decides to pick up your lamp and... Rub you...

I wish for Cascade's sealed lamp
Granted, but as soon as you grasp it you trip and drop it into a volcano.

I wish for all the gold in the world.
 

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Granted, but as soon as you grasp it you trip and drop it into a volcano.

I wish for all the gold in the world.
Granted, but you are all the gold in the world and are being melted down as we speak.

I wish for ... NOTHING. Now WHAT?
 

Bezz

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Granted, but you are all the gold in the world and are being melted down as we speak.

I wish for ... NOTHING. Now WHAT?
Granted. You are now nothing. But, you are everything. You are the air we breathe, but you are nothing. the trees around us, but also nothing at the same time. As an observer of the universe and all of the cosmos, you are everything until there is nothing. But, for now, you embody a single human being, waiting for the universe to cease and become... Nothing.

I wish for someone else to wish instead of me :)
 

Tucker

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Granted. You are now nothing. But, you are everything. You are the air we breathe, but you are nothing. the trees around us, but also nothing at the same time. As an observer of the universe and all of the cosmos, you are everything until there is nothing. But, for now, you embody a single human being, waiting for the universe to cease and become... Nothing.

I wish for someone else to wish instead of me :)
Granted, however, you are forced to corrupt the next wish.

I wish for Bezz to wish next.
 

Tucker

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Both Granted, however no.

I wish that Freddie Mercury was alive and well above ground.
Granted, however as Freddy Mercury rises from the grave with his health bar at 100%, he continues to rise up into the atmosphere where he'll remain forever. It's said that if you open the windows on an airplane you can hear him singing Don't Stop Me Now.

I wish for a cow that shits out gold eggs, please.
 
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