C.P.F. Memes

[Pika]

this subforum has gone unused and in my opinion that is a complete tragedy. the cpf squad needs to REPRESENT!!!!
you can post whatever in this thread but namely memes that probably only cpf members will get

 

[Pika]

beth when she sees max walk into the office to meet with chief monroe for the 50th time that week
alternatively: miranda when she's told max has walked into her office and is asking for painkillers again

 

[Pika]

paw and dash

 

[Pika]

max

 

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[AlexDE12]

CPF group - in a nutshell

 

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[Pika]

when youre just trying to admire the attractive female rangers working out and your ranger partner scolds you and drags you away

 

[EnvyDemon]

Nat right now

 

[EnvyDemon]

Please rise for the official anthem of CPF Outpost 2-15.

 

[Pika]

max making a delicious meal for her fiancee corey

 

[SgtoSeryei]

Recorder and Lux be like:

 

[EnvyDemon]

 

[Pika]

 

[Pika]

fun max achievements for what remains

Pittsburglar​

- As Max, steal 100 Pittsburgers over the course of the campaign.​

Ratatouille​

- As Max, swap out Francis 100 times over the course of the campaign.​

Pica Pica Pii​

- As Max, eat 100 unusual 'food' items over the course of the campaign.​

Check Please​

- As Max, finally pay off your excessive debt owed to Pittsburger for all of the burgers you've consumed over the course of the campaign.​

Corporate Monopoly​

- As Max, buy out every Pittsburger in Pittsford and Fairpoint over the course of the campaign. Bonus points for eating every Pittsburger you've acquired.​

Retribution​

- As Max, kill every character named Frank in the campaign.​

Yer Really Fuckin' Hot, But I Spent All My Goddamn Money On Pittsburgers So Couldja Just Put It On My Tab? (What Tab?)​

- As Max, use a brothel's services 100 times over the course of the campaign.​

Roofiedford​

- As Max, be the one getting roofied.​

Gimme Yer Fuckin' Lunch Money​

- As Max, beat up Eddie.​

I May Even Consider Splittin' A Pittsburger With Ya​

- Complete all of Maxine Rutherford's relationship quests.​

What The Actual Fuck Are You On Because I Want Some​

- Romance Max.​

That was One Fuckin' Insane Bender​

- Complete the campaign as Max.​

Overdose​

- As Max, succumb to The Man in Red and help his cause.​

I Did It Because Their Leader Was Hot​

- As Max, side with the Crows and complete the campaign.​

Familiar Vices​

- As Max, side with the CPF and complete the campaign.​

Playing For The Other Team (But Not In A Straight Way)​

- As Max, side with the ICLF and complete the campaign.​

What The Hell Did They Bribe You With?​

- As Max, side with Brighton and complete the campaign.​

Fever Dream​

- Side exclusively with Max Rutherford and complete the campaign.​

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Secret Achievements:​

Spoiler: one legitimate tlou2 spoiler

Silence, Horny Adult
- As Michelle, beat up Max.
Chenny Chenny Bang Bang
- Blow up Crystal Chen with eight or more pipe bombs placed underneath her office chair.
(Love you Crystal)
When Abby Gets Joel-in-one'd
- As Max, mercy kill Corey.

 

[EnvyDemon]

Throwing in mine in addition because we've had some fun brain storming these in the CPF Channels

What's in Your Pants
-As Nat Brackenridge, kill 69 enemies with revolvers
Ace in the Hole
-As Nat, Get 100 Headshots Over The Course of The Campaign.
Do You Feel Any Better Now?
-Complete the campaign as Nat Brackenridge
Vengeance Is The Answer
-Kill Carl Miller as Nat. (Credit: MindGate)
Pesticides Work on Both Rodents and Flowers
-Kill Crystal Chen as Nat.
A Loyal Friend, A Dangerous Enemy
-Complete all of Nat Brackenridge's relationship quests.
Succumb to Vengeance
-As Nat, Side with the Man in Red.
In Their Father's Footsteps
-As Nat, Side with the CPF.
A Rebel Without a Cause
-As Nat, Side with the ICLF
Traitor to Themselves
-As Nat, Side with Brighton
Vengeance is not the Answer.
-As Nat, spare Crystal Chen.

Spoiler: Some Non Nat Related Ones

Power Fantasy
-As Don Jones, Keep a Generator Going for 100 In Game Days
Demi-Sexual
-Romance Demi McIntosh
I'll add more in the morning when I can focus

 

[Pika]

 

[Pika]

continuation

 

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[Pika]

max's infinite wisdom on reddit

max during a debrief meeting at the outpost