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November 1st. Les Go. And Become Cannibals.

The Wanderer watched the Helicopter fly above, and away. He'd spotted it through the fog, heading off to the Country Club, and now he's gazing from the treeline - watching in the quiet solitude of his car while people were boarding the way out. But the Wanderer couldn't leave yet. He has many...

Hank Pine

Granted, but all of your tormentings are limited to a set of rudimentary tasks dictated to you by a small sheet of paper. Oh, and did I mention you're trapped in a low-poly game, doomed to repeat those same said tasks? I wish I could have a character survive the entire lore.

HEY! EVERYONE! I GOT EXCLUSIVE FOOTAGE FROM THE FUTURE OF ANGELINA AND MARLENE! Oh, and Jackson at the sidelines.

Hank running directly into danger, calling out for Amelia's assistance. Amelia being oblivious. What Amelia and Jackson are going to inevitably end up doing at some point. Everyone else who'll end up watching. At least 60% of Chris' interactions thus far. The Gang Searching for...

Oh Man.

Okay. ;-;

Should I try to win this one too? ?

Can't wait to die tragically in Discord RP before the lore even starts :D

Granted, but your body becomes a destructive obsession as you seek desperately to maintain it. You slowly begin to lose your humanity over the course of the next few years, and lose everything that made you special. I wish to be a Centaur.

THE WAR CONTINUES!

Granted, but they obsessively insist that they are all straight despite spending more than an hour in the showers together. But still. They're definitely straight. Totally. As a Ruler. A Shatter Resistant One. I wish there were more actually good shows running on Netflix right now.

Granted, but your omniscience only has an accuracy of exactly 29.96%. Furthermore, your power has a static 5% chance of breaking the space-time continuum itself. I wish to assemble an army of wasps.

Granted, but it'll be the last rain you'll ever see in your lifetime as the world is plunged into a 100-year drought and becomes a literal Mad Max movie in less than a decade. I wish I had a Cat.