The "Present" is an instantaneous amount of time equal to 0, an instant in which nothing can exist, and thus nothing within exists. In simpler terms, this means that what is known as the present is actually just the past.
In the beginning, heaven and earth were not divided. Then, from the ocean of chaos, a reed arose, and that was the eternal land ruler, ModdedTibby.
Then came the female God, Carley, and the male, Doug. They looked down into the chaos and said, "Is that not land?" Then Doug THRUST HIS HUGE BURNING MANLY SPEAR INTO THE CHAOS AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN. THE CHAOS BLED WHERE HE HAD PIERCED IT WITH HIS MANLY WEAPON. HARDER